By the time we took the 12 hour day train to Nha Trang I was really feeling like shit and it was one of the worst journeys I’ve had on this trip with all the snot, the diarrhea, the headache and the fever but we got there.

I’d bought some Vietnamese Valium from a pharmacist by the train situation (“Same same but BETTER!”) but didn’t work up the nerve to take it until it was too late and I’d have ended up being carried off the train to a hotel.

For the first night in our guesthouse we were down-graded to an awful damp room but we had a lie-in anyway before moving into a lovely room the next day where I spent most of the next four days with the exception of a trip to the lamest aquarium I’ve ever seen.

Unfortunately, give or take a few strolls, that was Nah Trang. Lovely place, don’t get me wrong I just wasn’t particularly capable.